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Do Big Boobs really float in the water?

July 31, 2010 on 1:18 pm | In proverb my penis | 45 Comments

Ok.. I guess the question is… Do boobs really float?

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tea bag

October 23, 2007 on 5:00 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

To perform the tea bag, have the girl lay flat on her back. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kinda fucked up yoga exercise.

Stranger

October 23, 2007 on 4:59 am | In proverb my penis | 15 Comments

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off. Eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

snowball

October 23, 2007 on 4:59 am | In proverb my penis | 13 Comments

Ah yes, every man’s worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy’s fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have been laughing their asses off at you.

shocker

October 23, 2007 on 4:58 am | In proverb my penis | 1 Comment

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman’s vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

sandbag

October 23, 2007 on 4:58 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well-known cliché of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

relative humidity

October 23, 2007 on 4:57 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

That first drop of sweat that rolls off your balls and down the crack of your sister’s ass while you fuck her.

pearl necklace

October 23, 2007 on 4:57 am | In proverb my penis | 9 Comments

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don’t let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It’s almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

mung

October 23, 2007 on 4:56 am | In proverb my penis | 18 Comments

Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.

hot lunch

October 23, 2007 on 4:56 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a girl’s mouth.

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