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flying camel

October 23, 2007 on 4:52 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

dutch oven

October 23, 2007 on 4:51 am | In proverb my penis | 20 Comments

Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you’re into that sort of thing).

donkey punch

October 23, 2007 on 4:50 am | In proverb my penis | 14 Comments

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female’s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

dog in a bathtub

October 23, 2007 on 4:50 am | In proverb my penis | 1 Comment

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl’s ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

dirty sanchez

October 23, 2007 on 4:49 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

dirty river

October 23, 2007 on 4:48 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty fucking river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show.

coyote

October 23, 2007 on 4:48 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

couch bombing

October 23, 2007 on 4:47 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

When you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman…but no need to buy it dinner first.

cold lunch

October 23, 2007 on 4:46 am | In proverb my penis | No Comments

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick’s head while she’s performing fellatio.

bronco

October 23, 2007 on 4:46 am | In proverb my penis | 1 Comment

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

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